feferi:

i have been laughing about this all day

thej0ry:

dwinkus:

one review

Critics are going crazy for my local McDonald’s

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

straightboyfriend:

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

trekkiedean:

happy monday let’s get him bred. is this anything

doublism:

next year’s met gala theme is transmasc swag

clitfisto:

clitfisto:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

unclefather:

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

wild-world:

THE KING HAS RETURNED

omegaverse:

I would stand for the anthem if it was an acid house banger

gaaraofsburbia:

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

former president of the united states, ronald rasengan

What has this gif been through. What is the caption supposed to say

neurodivergentaf:

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

innalheid:

str0kethebigtree-deactivated202:

Cock

Based on your likes!

paulinekael:

kangals:

guckygarnes:

kangals:

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

hi

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